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Selfish Dar Lawyer!!!

A very successful lawyer in Dar es salaam parked his brand new RAV4 in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.

As he got out, a daladala bus passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side. The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialled the police and within minutes a policeman pulled up.

Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His RAV4, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what a mechanic did to it.

When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief......"I can't believ how materialistic you lawyers are", he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else". "How you can say such a thing?" Asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down?" it must have been torn off when the daladala hit you".

"Oh My God!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my RAV4?"